星期一，我上车，除了坐车的1块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站，自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时，发现裤子里多了张纸条：“一个大人出门一个子都不带，丢不丢人啊。–”
星期二，我揣了个破钱包，里面装了1毛钱。到了终点站后，发现钱还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：“我们不是乞丐，请不要侮辱我们的职业，。–”
星期三，我还是揣破钱包，里面装了100块假钞。到了终点站后，发现钱仍然还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：“私藏大面值假抄是违法行为，请自觉去相关部门上交。–”
星期四，我拿了个信封，里面装了叠过期的海峡人才报。到了终点站后，发现信封还在，拿出报纸一看，报纸被换成了最新的海峡人才报，外带1张纸条：“现在是资讯时代，及时更新信息，才能把握机会，赢得成功！–”
星期五，我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后，手机仍在，多了张纸条：“请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作。–”
星期六，我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后，发现枪不见了，裤腰里被塞了张纸条：“最讨厌你们这些抢劫的，一点技术含量都没有！没收作案工具！–”
星期日，我正准备上车，结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候，我一摸口袋，发现多了20快钱，还有张纸条：“大哥，干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易，敬上20块钱，您想去哪打车去吧，请您别再整我们”
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General 安全, 小偷, 年底
上：天下英雄豪杰到此俯首称臣。
下：世间贞烈女子进来宽衣解裙
横批：天地正气.
上:脚踏黄河两岸手拿机密文件,
下:前面机枪扫射后面炮火连天.
横批:爽
上：大开方便之门，
下：解决后股之忧，
横批：众屎之地
上：有小便，宜；
下：得大解，脱，
横批：鞠躬尽瘁
上：畅通上下，
下：雅集东西 。
横批：新陈代谢
上：来前百步紧，
下：出后一身松。
横批：愉悦身心
上：静坐觅诗句，
下：放松听清泉。
横批：清静世界
上：最适低吟浅唱，
下：不宜滥炸狂轰。
横批：讲究卫生
上：小坐片刻，便会放松意念；
下：清闲一会，即成造化神仙。
横批：此即桃源
General 厕所, 对联
Hong Kong Wireless Technology Industry Association (WTIA) is leading the “Hong Kong Cyberport TD-SCDMA Service Development Center” Project, which is sponsored by OGCIO of the HKSAR Government & Datang Mobile Communications Equipment Co. Ltd. The objectives of the project are to:
1. To establish a test and development facility at the Cyberport for TD-SCDMA application development;
2. To provide appropriate TD-SCDMA application development skills training and knowledge;
3. To nurture the growth of SMEs developing wireless application/content by providing business and marketing skill training and knowhow;
4. To create a critical mass of TD-SCDMA applications and contents for the development of local, the Mainland and overseas market;
Since two years ago, WTIA has established the Hong Kong Cyberport TD-SCDMA Service Development Centre which provides good TD-SCDMA coverage at Hong Kong Wireless Development Centre (HKWDC), TD-SCDMA handsets and SIM cards, allowing developers to develop and test TD-SCDMA applications at HKWDC. And the first batch of five applications with Olympic theme is showcased since the opening ceremony of TD-SCDMA Service and Application Development Centre (TDSADC) set up in Datang office in Beijing. Now, China Mobile launched TD-SCDMA service since early 2008. The project team will identify up to seven TD-SCDMA mobile services for demonstration at the “Hong Kong Cyberport TD-SCDMA Service Development Centre” at HKWDC and Datang Demonstration Centre at Beijing. All mobile and wireless application developers are encouraged to submit their innovative proposal to the project team. The RFP for the mobile services are attached for your reference.
In addition, to let you understand more about the program, we will organize a RFP briefing session. Schedule is as follows:
Date: 6 Jan 2009 (Tue)
Time: 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Venue: IncuTrain Centre, Unit 518, Level 5, Cyberport 3 (Core F), 100 Cyberport Road, Hong Kong.
Please reserve your seat by sending an e-mail to sadie@hkwdc.org or contact Sadie Lam at 2989 9163 on or before 2 Jan 2009.
* If you are interested to join the Project, please submit your proposal by 23 January 2009 (Friday)
Business hkwdc, proposal, TD-SCDMA
The reconvened sixth Annual General Meeting (AGM) and election of the Board of Directors was successfully held on December 15, 2008. Taking this opportunity, Hong Kong Internet Registration Corporation Limited (HKIRC) would like to thank all members who have participated in the election for their support of this very important event. Newly appointed and elected Directors on the new Board of HKIRC for Year 2008 are as follows:
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Appointed by the Government – 4 Directors
- Ms Susanna CHIU Lai-kuen
- Ms Stella LEE Wai-fun
- Mr John Estmond STRICKLAND, GBS, JP
- Dr Carlye TSUI Wai-ling, BBS, MBE, JP
Demand Class – 2 Directors (newly elected)
- Dr Robin Sarah BRADBEER
- Prof NG Kee Yin Joseph
Supply Class – 2 Directors
- Mr Ben LI Ming Pan (automatically elected)
- Mr YOUNG Wo Sang (automatically elected)
The new Board will continue to guide HKIRC and its subsidiary, Hong Kong Domain Name Registration Company Limited (HKDNR), to provide quality service in domain name registration to meet the needs of different sectors in the local community.
Yours sincerely,
Hong Kong Internet Registration Corporation Limited
Social Networking hkirc
黄山，中国的名山，以云海、奇松出名；宏村是名列世界文化遗产之列，久负盛名；而婺源，每年四、五月份的油菜花遍地，令人向往。 如今终于成行…
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Travel & Photograph 婺源, 宏村, 清明, 黄山
在城市里，有车的人不少，每天路上车来车往的，车辆驾驶者们应该有点社会公德。
我在深圳2年了，在我的记忆中，警车例外，公共大巴是在停车的位置停车。其他车辆如小巴、出租车、私家车/公司车，很大比例（个人相信有一半）的几乎是随地停车，完全不理会前后左右的交通环境。如果你在深圳生活，大家有没有找看到、或是经历过以下的事。。。
1。小巴已经满员，还不停的招人上车，闯红灯，停在马路中间让人上、下车，司机车过程中和其他乘客讲话，用手机和他人通话；
2。的士停在马路中间让客人下车，或等客人付钱，或停在路中间和客人讲价，以致后面的车排长龙，不停的响号“抗议”；
3。小车在公共车站站台前面停车、等人，完全不理公共车辆（大巴、小巴等）不能在正常停车位置停车，让客人上、落车；
4。在狭窄的马路边停车，使本来只能同时过二辆车的地方，只能过一辆车，对头车排长龙，只能等另一边的车全部过了才能过；
5。有的车干脆就停泊在一些村口或路口，司机边抽烟坐在车里或站在车旁和其他人讲话，有其他经过的车（司机也懒得讲）只能绕远一些进出；
其他的还有，车辆随意掉头，开车窗向外吐痰，仍东西，等等。。。 大城市的驾车者们，是不是应该培养一些驾车者应有点礼仪、修养啊！
Social Networking 修养, 司机, 礼仪, 车
Title: Christmas Gathering （企摄协）
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2008-12-25
End Time: 22:00
Social Networking christmas, party
圆明园不是我烧的
某大款的儿子上历史课打瞌睡，老师叫他起来问道：“圆明园是谁烧的？”大款的儿子一楞，揉了揉眼睛，很委屈地回答说：“不是我烧的！”教室里哄堂大笑。老师一气之下，罚他站到教室外面去。大款的儿子更觉委屈，掏出大哥大，拨通家里的电话，对他爸爸说他明明没有烧什么圆明园，老师硬要冤枉他。知子莫如父，他父亲说：“我还不知道你呀？你什么事不敢干！干脆承认算了，要多少钱我赔！”大款夫人心疼钱，忙说：“赔什么赔？怎见得是我们儿子烧的？这老师也真是的，上次问鸦片是谁烧的，后来不是弄清了是一个姓林的老头子烧的！”
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General 学问, 笑话
